What Makes 100%?

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic. 
It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..it goes like this: 

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.


How about achieving 103%?


What makes up 100% in life? 


Here's a little mathematical formula to help you answer these questions:


If: 
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 
is represented as: 
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% 

And, 

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing gets you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% 

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty,
that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close,
and Attitude will get you 100%, it’s the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why, & how our political leaders give the general public more than 100% ...!