Waterslide

An English Man, an Irish man and a Scottish man Walk into a waterslide park.

After a few hours of fun and a walk around they come across a MAGICAL WATER SLIDE.!! 

They all read the instructions....

 "Pay this slide £5 for a go and at the bottom of the slide the water will turn into whatever you wish for."

So the English man goes down first and shouts "ENGLISH LAGER!!!!" 

The water changed into beer. 

The Scottish man goes down next and shouts "SCOTTISH LAGER!!"

The water changed into scotts lager.......

Then the Irish man goes down and shouted -- "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"