First grade

The kindergartners were now in the first grade. Their teacher
wanted them to be more grown up since they were no longer in
kindergarten. She told them to use grown-up words instead of
baby words. She then asked them to tell her what they did
during the summer. The first little one said he went to see
his Nana. The teacher said, "No, No, you went to see your
grandmother. Use the grown-up word."

The next little one said she went for a trip on a choo-choo.
The teacher again said, "No, No, you went on a trip on a train.
That's the grown-up word."

The teacher asked the third one, Little Timothy, what he did
during the summer. He proudly stated that he read a book. The
teacher asked what book he had read. Timothy puffed out his
chest and in a very adult way replied, "Winnie the Sh*t."