As I was leaving a cove well-known for its fishing I was stopped by a game warden today with two ice chests full of fish.
The game warden asked the me, 'Do you have a license to catch those fish?'
'No, sir' I replied. 'I haven't got a license. You must understand, these here are my pet fish.'
'Pet fish?'
'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home.'
'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'
I looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.'
'Ok.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'
I poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?'
'Well, what?' I say.
The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?'
'Call who back?'
'The FISH'!, replied the warden.
'What fish?' ...
The game warden asked the me, 'Do you have a license to catch those fish?'
'No, sir' I replied. 'I haven't got a license. You must understand, these here are my pet fish.'
'Pet fish?'
'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home.'
'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'
I looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.'
'Ok.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'
I poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?'
'Well, what?' I say.
The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?'
'Call who back?'
'The FISH'!, replied the warden.
'What fish?' ...
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