A DOCTOR THAT HAD BEEN SEEING AN 80 YEAR OLD LADY FOR MOST OF HER LIFE FINALLY RETIRED.
AT HER NEXT APPOINTMENT THE NEW DOCTOR TOLD HER TO BRING A LIST OF ALL MEDICINES THAT HAD BEEN PRESCRIBED FOR HER. AS THE YOUNG DOCTOR WAS LOOKING THROUGH THESE, HIS EYES GREW WIDE AS HE REALIZED SHE HAD A PRESCRIPTION FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.
"MRS. SMITH, DO YOU REALIZE THESE ARE BIRTH CONTROL PILLS?
"YES, THEY HELP ME SLEEP AT NIGHT."
"MRS. SMITH, I ASSURE YOU THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN
THESE THAT COULD POSSIBLY HELP YOU SLEEP."
SHE REACHED OUT AND PATTED THE YOUNG DOCTOR'S KNEE.....
AT HER NEXT APPOINTMENT THE NEW DOCTOR TOLD HER TO BRING A LIST OF ALL MEDICINES THAT HAD BEEN PRESCRIBED FOR HER. AS THE YOUNG DOCTOR WAS LOOKING THROUGH THESE, HIS EYES GREW WIDE AS HE REALIZED SHE HAD A PRESCRIPTION FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.
"MRS. SMITH, DO YOU REALIZE THESE ARE BIRTH CONTROL PILLS?
"YES, THEY HELP ME SLEEP AT NIGHT."
"MRS. SMITH, I ASSURE YOU THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN
THESE THAT COULD POSSIBLY HELP YOU SLEEP."
SHE REACHED OUT AND PATTED THE YOUNG DOCTOR'S KNEE.....
"YES DEAR, I KNOW THAT. BUT EVERY MORNING I GRIND UP ONE AND MIX IT IN A GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE THAT MY 16 YEAR OLD GRANDDAUGHTER DRINKS. AND BELIEVE ME, IT HELPS ME SLEEP AT NIGHT.”
YOU GOTTA LOVE GRANDMAS!
YOU GOTTA LOVE GRANDMAS!
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