Got any bread

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread..?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread..?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread..?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread..?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread..!"
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf..?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang duck..!"
Duck says: "Got any nails..?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread..?..

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