A man was broke so he decided to take out a life insurance on his wife and
then get a hit man to bump her off. After some research he found a local hit
man who went by the name of Arti. He arranged to meet Arti in a quiet, small
pub and told him what he wanted to do. Arti said to the man, "It'll cost
you £5,000 for a hit on your wife."
To which the man replied, "I don't know how I can pay you, because
I've got no money, that's why I want my wife bumped off so I get the insurance
money. Look, I've only got a one pound coin in my pocket and that's it."
Arti replied, "O.K. I'll take the pound as a down payment and have the
rest after the contract is fulfilled."
They agree and Arty starts to follow the mans wife so that he can pick a
suitable time for the hit. Early one morning the wife decides to go to Tescos
and do an early shop before she goes to work. Arti follows her in and spots her
behind some tall stands. The shop is deserted, so he creeps up behind her, puts
his hands round her throat and chokes her. After the dirty deed, he looks round
and sees an assistant behind him who has witnessed it all, so he chokes him as
well. Unfortunately for Arty the hidden security cameras capture everything and
he is caught by the police. The next day the newspaper headlines read;-
Arti Chokes Two For A Pound In Tescos!
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