A man is driving along the motorway with his wife in the passenger seat.
During the drive, the wife gets an idea. She starts taking off her clothing
piece by piece and tossing them out the window.
The guy is shocked but aroused. She gets her shoes, socks, etc. and chucks
them out. Finally, she whips her underwear off and throws it all out onto the
motorway. The guy is laughing and leering at her. He loses control of the car
in the process and crashes into a barrier at the side.
Unfortunately, the air-bag doesn't go off on his side, and he finds himself
wedged in under the steering wheel. "Help, go get help......aggghhhh, I'm
stuck", he shouts.
"But I have no clothes on. What'll I do ?", she screams.
"Here", he says wiggling his foot, "Take my shoe and put it
over your crotch. It'll have to do, love. Quick, hurry!"
She takes the shoe off his foot and places it over her crotch and gets out
of the car, limping and shouting for help. After a few hundred yards of yelling
and running a trucker notices this naked hysterical woman holding a shoe over
her crotch, and pulls over.
"What's seems to be the trouble?", he asks.
"Help me", she screams, "My husband is stuck".
"If he's stuck up that far I'm afraid I can't help you."
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