A man playing on a new golf course got
confused as to what hole he was on.
He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and
asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th
hole, and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He
thanked her and went back to his golf.
On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the
lady again with the same request. She said, "I'm on the 14th, you are a
hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th." Once again he thanked her.
He finished his round and went into the
club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar. He went up to her
and said, "Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your
help." He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did.
She said she was in sales, and he said he was in sales also. He asked what she
sold.
She replied, "If I
told you, you would only laugh."
"No, I wouldn't,"
he said.
She said, "I sell
tampons."
With that he fell on the
floor laughing so hard.
She said, "See, I knew
you would laugh."
"That's not what I'm
laughing at," he replied. "I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm STILL
one hole behind you!"
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