I was in a bar last Saturday night, when this really brutally ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my rear end and said, "Give me your number, sexy."
I ask her , "Have you got a pen?"
She smiled and said "Yes."
I replied, "Well you better get back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing.”
I ask her , "Have you got a pen?"
She smiled and said "Yes."
I replied, "Well you better get back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing.”
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