THE OLDER WOMAN

I ended up with an older woman at a pub last night.
She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a bit, had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I’d ever had a ‘Sportsman’s Double’.
“What’s that?” I asked, thinking maybe a beer and whisky mix.
“A mother and daughter threesome,” she said.
I said “No”, excitedly,...”Never had one of those.”
We drank some more, then she said that tonight was my ‘lucky night’.
So we went back to her place.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs,
“Mom, you still awake?”