Have you heard of Ed Zachary disease? A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date, nor any sex, in quite sometime. Fearful that there could be something very wrong, she paid a visit to her primary physician. She gratefully accepted the MD's recommendation to see Dr. Chang, the well-known sex therapist. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "Okay, take off all your crose," so she did. "Now, get down and crawl reery, reery fass to other side of room," so she did. Dr. Chang then said, "Okay, now turn a-round and crawl reery fass to me," so she did. Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. Yu haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see. That why you not haf sex or dates." Confused, the woman asked, "What, exactly, is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang replied, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."
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