A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a beautiful woman, she comes up to the guy and says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years! she goes in her top gives him a cig... Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?" 10 years he replies, again, she goes in her top and pulls out a flask of whiskey. Finally she asks, how long since you've played around? EXCITED the man says ... Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there!"
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