Flawless MALE LOGIC ... Critical Thinking At Its Best!



Woman: "Do you drink beer?" 
Man: "Yes," 
Woman: "How many beers a day?" 
Man: "Usually about three," 
Woman: "How much do you pay per beer?" 
Man: "$5.00, which includes a tip for the waiter." 
Woman: "And how long have you been drinking?" 
Man: "About twenty years, I suppose." 
Woman: "So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day, which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400. Correct?" 
Man: "Correct." 
Woman: "If in one year, you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 
twenty years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?" 
Man: "Correct." 
Woman: "Do you know that, if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account? Accounting for compound interest for the past twenty years, you could have now bought a Ferrari!" 
Man: "Do you drink beer?" 
Woman: "No, I do not." 
Man: "Where's your Ferrari, then?"

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