A husband arrived at his house

A husband arrived at his house to find that his wife had disappeared. 
He got very worried and gathered up all his friends to search for her but without success. 

Two days after his wife disappeared the man returned home to find her in the kitchen. He asked her what she has been up to and why she hasn't been home for so long. 

She replied: 
"These men kidnapped me and had wild sex with me for a week." 

The husband answered: 
"But it's only been two days what do u mean a week?" 

"I am only here to get something to eat!"

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