Hello?
Hi honey.
This is Daddy. Is mommy near the phone?
No, daddy. Shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.
After a brief pause, daddy say but honey you don't have an Uncle Paul.
Oh yes I do, & he's upstairs in the room with mommy right now. Brief pause.
Uh ok then I want you to put the phone down & run upstairs & knock on the door & shout to mommy that daddy's car just pulled up.
Ok daddy just a min.
A few min later the lil girl comes back to the phone.
I did it daddy.
And what happened honey?
Well mommy got scared, jumped outta bed naked & ran round screaming then tripped on the rug, hit her head on the dresser & now she isn't moving at all!
What about your Uncle Paul?
He jumped outta the back window into the pool.
But I guess he didn't know you took out the water last week to clean it.
He hit the bottom of it & I think hes dead!
Real long pause!
Then daddy says, swimming pool?
Is this 486-5732?
The little girl says No I think you have the wrong number.
Hi honey.
This is Daddy. Is mommy near the phone?
No, daddy. Shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.
After a brief pause, daddy say but honey you don't have an Uncle Paul.
Oh yes I do, & he's upstairs in the room with mommy right now. Brief pause.
Uh ok then I want you to put the phone down & run upstairs & knock on the door & shout to mommy that daddy's car just pulled up.
Ok daddy just a min.
A few min later the lil girl comes back to the phone.
I did it daddy.
And what happened honey?
Well mommy got scared, jumped outta bed naked & ran round screaming then tripped on the rug, hit her head on the dresser & now she isn't moving at all!
What about your Uncle Paul?
He jumped outta the back window into the pool.
But I guess he didn't know you took out the water last week to clean it.
He hit the bottom of it & I think hes dead!
Real long pause!
Then daddy says, swimming pool?
Is this 486-5732?
The little girl says No I think you have the wrong number.
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