A very shy guy

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes 
over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted
with you for a while?" She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. 

Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, 
"I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm 
a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, 
"What do you mean, $200?!"

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